Category: Video Games

A Totally Ordinary Scattergun

One of my proudest moments, captured on screenshot from NETWAR in Omaha.

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Final Results of the Steam Summer Sale

Chuck’s Challenge 3D: It’s certainly not Chip’s Challenge, but in a lot of ways that’s a good thing. The graphics aren’t always on-par in terms of readability (and are occasionally just weird and incorrect) but the game itself is basically Chip’s Challenge++ and I’m okay with that. Easy to drop in and out of.

Pac-Man Championship Edition: What an interesting game. It really has nothing at all to do with Pac-Man. Well it sort of does. You chomp around and collect dots and fruit as they appear, and periodically find a power pellet and go to town on the sometimes 50+ ghosts that are trailing you. It’s a fast-paced arcade-type game.

Monaco I honestly haven’t done much with yet — it seems like it’s a lot better suited to local co-op or playing with friends. At least in the first few levels, which was all I tried at first, it doesn’t explain the rules very well. Might have to come back to this one with someone else in the room.

Borderlands 2, GOTY. Bought it mostly so I could play with friends. I wasn’t the biggest fan ever of the first one — clunky interface and a big empty world. This game, as far as I can tell thus far, doesn’t change much of that, but Borderlands was always 1000% better with friends. Also, just in case you didn’t know, the GOTY comes with most of the major DLCs, not all — you miss out on the extra cosmetic stuff for your character as well as (I think) the last DLC giving you extra levels for your character.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: Saw it on sale, was curious about it. A coworker summed up CS for me really well: “play gun game and deathmatch like a casual, have fun.” That’s most of what I’ve done so far and it’s a blast. I don’t have a lot of desire to get into the competitive modes, but it’s a change-up from TF2 or Borderlands or what have you.

Crimsonland: A twin-stick shooter, remade from its original version for Steam and 2014. It’s fun. I like it. I wish the stick controls were slightly different — you have to actually pull the trigger to shoot, which feels really awkward, and you can’t aim at all long-range. Keyboard + mouse feels way better, which kind of goes against the whole twin-stick philosophy. It has lots of co-op potential though, and plenty of content in weapons and skills and missions.

Less than $30 all told. Not bad.

Perhaps my best ARAM game ever.


I don’t really consider myself a League-r, but I’ll hop on for a couple games of ARAM now and again. I love playing Lux, day or night. (And I recently bought Ziggs, who is almost as fun.)

In this game, out of all 12 people, I died the least, did the most total damage, had the biggest killing streak (8), and generally had a fucking blast. It wasn’t a blowout, not until towards the end (and they always are towards the end).

Sometime soon I’ll post an update on my fresh new job that I’m almost two weeks deep in!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl tourney, partial results

My floor had a huge Brawl tourney over last semester and the beginning of this semester. We crowned a champion a while ago and I said I’d try and pull some stats from the data files, out of curiosity. Well, here we are, months later, and I’m finally getting around to it.

Here’s the first installment: a compilation of all the characters played in all the matches during the round robin (regular season play). The three numbers are thus: number of times chosen at character select, number of times received from random, total games played. Some notes follow.

  1. Sheilda – 72 – 2 – 74
  2. Link – 49 – 5 – 54
  3. Ike – 47 – 7 – 54
  4. Samus – 30 – 8 – 38
  5. Lucas – 29 – 7 – 36
  6. Captain Falcon – 33 – 3 – 36
  7. Kirby – 28 – 6 – 34
  8. Pit – 27 – 5 – 32
  9. Toon Link – 26 – 3 – 29
  10. Falco – 23 – 3 – 26
  11. ROB – 20 – 5 – 25
  12. Mr. Game and Watch – 21 – 1 – 22
  13. Ganondorf – 21 – 0 – 21
  14. Snake – 14 – 6 – 20
  15. Wolf – 17 – 2 – 19
  16. Donkey Kong – 10 – 8 – 18
  17. Mario – 14 – 3 – 17
  18. Lucario – 14 – 1 – 15
  19. Peach – 8 – 6 – 14
  20. Ness – 6 – 7 – 13
  21. Zero Suit Samus – 12 – 0 – 12
  22. Pikachu – 7 – 4 – 11
  23. Luigi – 5 – 6 – 11
  24. Yoshi – 9 – 1 – 10
  25. Fox – 6 – 2 – 8
  26. King Dedede – 4 – 4 – 8
  27. Pokemon Trainer – 4 – 3 – 7
  28. Diddy Kong – 3 – 4 – 7
  29. Marth – 3 – 4 – 7
  30. Olimar – 3 – 4 – 7
  31. Wario – 0 – 7 – 7
  32. Jigglypuff – 4 – 2 – 6
  33. Sonic – 2 – 4 – 6
  34. Bowser – 4 – 1 – 5
  35. Ice Climbers – 1 – 4 – 5
  36. Meta Knight – 0 – 3 – 3

Some notes:

  • I didn’t separate Sheik and Zelda matches when I first started keeping track, because the people that were playing switched often enough that they blurred together, and once I thought about it more it was too late to change it. In hindsight, I ought to have distinguished between games where only one fighter was used vs. both. A nontrivial portion of the Sheilda population is due to a couple Zelda-only players.
  • Ganondorf didn’t come up on Random, ever. Which is funny.
  • Neither did Zero Suit Samus, but of course she can’t (which is silly). All 12 ZSS matches are from the same person.
  • No one picked Wario, ever. In fact most of the high-tier characters (Diddy Kong, Pikachu, Marth, Wario, Ice Climbers, Olimar) are in the bottom half of the graph. Just goes to show which characters are generally more fun, I think.
  • I was the only person who ever chose Jigglypuff (all 4 selections are mine). I dunno, she’s fun, but apparently I’m in the minority.
  • Meta Knight was banned from character selection, but not from Random, just to be funny about it.

The worry about Early Access games

Let me preface this by saying I don’t want to come off as a worrywart, spoilsport, this-essay-deals-in-absolutes sort of guy. I’m not. It’s not. This is just a collection of thoughts, loosely organized from a conversation with Dominic and a rant in the general direction of Cassie.

I want to start with a brief history of how games are made and sold. This is shortened from previous rants because you have the internet open exactly now and can find more about this than I can probably tell you succinctly. Also because I don’t want to fact-check any of this because the importance of it is not the absolutes, but the perception of the industry (to a point). So take this with a small grain of salt. Or three.

Back when the Nintendo was making game carts for the Super Nintendo, as a first example, they released a game and then it was done. Game development over. Maybe if you were really, really good and sold a shitload of copies, you very quietly released a new cart with a few subtle changes and perhaps a bugfix or two later in the game’s lifecycle. Maybe. Being a video game tester was so completely out of the public conscious that it was almost legendary.

Sometime in the 90’s the PC game industry started to take off. I’ll use Age of Empires II as my example because that was a decent chunk of my childhood. If you wanted to play Age when it came out, you went to the game store and you bought the CD (which came with a sexy folding booklet) and played the game, and you could play online too. At some point, they released a patch to the game, which fixed the broken-ass Teutons and changed some other things, and you could either download the patch and apply it on your local machine (if you even knew about it!), or I think it was briefly available on CD separately. (If not for this game, then for others.) Then they released the Conquerors expansion, which included the patched game CD and the new Conquerors CD, which also changed some more things. So there are three different versions of the game kicking around now, and it is entirely likely a player has not heard of at least one of the variants.

This is a problem, ultimately. The separation between Conquerors and regular Age is fine, but the bugfixes and patches should be available to everyone, because they improve the experience and make the game better, yeah? And it was hard to do that.

Fast-forward to a game called Half-Life 2, which, when launched, had to be redeemed on Steam in order to play. Valve saw this problem, too, and wanted to fix it, slowly. There were several patches for Half-Life released over the years, each of which improved the game or fixed bugs or what-have-you, but it’s important to understand two things:

  1. The game could have been considered “complete” on release, by older standards as well as updated standards. The remaining bugs did not detract from the game and everything that was meant to be present, was.
  2. By putting the game on Steam, that meant that 95% of your playerbase, perhaps even more, were all playing the new, patched version of the game almost immediately after it was released.

Patches on Steam are automatic, if your Steam is on and your internet connection is valid. So everyone who’s not playing some game in offline mode is fully up-to-date, all of the time. This improves the experience! No longer do I have to hear about such a patch, download and read the installation instructions and install the patch and hope that tens or hundreds or thousands of other players have done the same.

Let me jump forward to 2007, when Team Fortress 2 was released as part of the Orange Box. This was a fun little class-based shooter game, long in the careful development and balance. It was released with 9 classes, each having about 3 weapons, and 6 maps. And it was fun! It worked well on release (for the most part: some of us still remember the needle-boosting bug that let Engineers build in the skybox) and was a complete game.

But that wasn’t enough, and the game has evolved quite a lot in the six years since then. It’s added a lot of weapons, each of which changed the gameplay in some way, as well as a shitton of new hats and more official and unofficial maps. Playing as the game has evolved this far has been a hell of a ride, and TF2 is still my most favorite online multiplayer game, bar none. But, again, it is important to note that the game was considered complete on release.

An argument that sometimes gets thrown around is: when is a game considered “done”? Is it the release date? Is it the game after all the bugfixes have been applied? Is it when all the DLC is out? Is it the GOTY edition? What’s done? I want to use another example, Skyrim, as an example.

Skyrim on release, like most other Elder Scrolls titles, had some bugs, some of which were gamebreaking and could waste shitloads of time invested in a character (unless you played on PC and were super careful with your console commands). The four DLCs released did two things: gave the player more, unique options (customizing a house, crossbows, traveling to Morrowind, to name three) and gave the player generally better options at the start of the game, just because that’s how the DLC tends to work to entice you to buy it.

To me, the complete Skyrim is the Legendary Edition I bought, which included all the DLC and most of the major problems fixed already. Because of the type of game at work here, and the limited development schedule (everything looks limited compared to TF2’s nine-year development!), not everything could be solved, and now everything works fine and it’s fine. But this isn’t the launch game!

So what is an Early Access game? It’s comparable to an “alpha” or “beta” game, whichever term you want, where a game is playable but the community acts as testers, showing support for an uncompleted game with their wallets. Most Early Access games are perfectly playable, but aren’t finished. The developers are trying to gauge interest by releasing essentially a fancy tech demo, or they are actively working on a project and require more money to justify their expenses, or the game relies largely on human interaction (like Rust and DayZ) and is much better tested with humans interacting.

Which ends up being great for everyone involved. The players who like such-and-such developer, or like such-and-such genre of game, were more than likely going to purchase the game anyway (or would have at least considered it) and can now play it even sooner. The players who like “testing” (used very loosely) as well as being the “first” on the scene and enjoy playing games as they change and mature can now jump on that train before the game is even released, unlike before. And the developers, who are either looking for more money to continue development, a gauge of interest, or just attention (think Minecraft in particular, or even Rust) can do so. So everybody wins, right?

Well, maybe not. The worry is that a game like Rust, which is a fairly bare-bones game but still a unique experience, has already developed bitter players who like the game as it is. Just surfing around on a couple Rust threads tells me that plenty of players are content with getting a group of ten or so, going on to a random server, quickly helping each other get the best weapons/armor, and destroying everyone else around. Which, I mean, cool, the game lets you do that, fine.

But say that the guns are seen as too powerful. Or there opens up a much much larger variety of ways that lower players can defend themselves / fight back against the players with guns and armor. And the game changes, changes from “get the best items, destroy things” to a “find creative solutions for defense, traps-in-my-house-building” game. Plenty of the old players won’t be happy.  Clearly the first version wasn’t the final version. Things have changed.

And if it wasn’t done the first time, well, why bother? Because it was fun in the interim? Valid. Because it required beta-testing to change the scope of the game? Valid. Because interest in the game was needed, either through word-of-mouth or monetary sales? Valid. But what if those changes don’t get added, because of player backlash? Who’s right? Both paths can be valid.

All this just makes a man like myself, who likes very much to purchase a complete, working, package with the vision of the original developers intact, worry very much about the validity of many an Early Access game.

A discussion of “new” Team Fortress 2 weapons

Just recently I’ve been back playing TF2 and really realizing what fun some of the newer weapons are. Valve has gone on a bit of a spree with recent updates where they’ve updated the balance of older, not-oft-used or just bad weapons for the current state of TF2, making for some interesting matchups.

Scout primary weapons have undergone a pretty big overhaul. The Scattergun remains old reliable, the Force-a-Nature is still annoying and hard to use, the Shortstop still sort-of-kites. But the most recent two weapons have been essentially redone from scratch.

The Soda Popper used to charge up while the Scout was running and give him minicrits for a short period of time. It was killer for Scouts who could aim well and synergized well with the default pistol for racking up longer-ranged damage. It was sort of a jankety thing, though, you couldn’t fire your primary weapon and save the charge, the minicrits activated as soon as the bar was full. It was weird, it did a thing that the Crit-a-Cola already did (but better), bleh.

After the remake, the boost can be stored (now activated with M2), and instead of minicrits the Scout gets 5 midair jumps for the duration of the boost. This makes it more of a fun weapon and less of a serious killer rampage fun-destroyer. Useful for reaching new places, for dancing around enemies, and generally being a blast. Does the DPS hold up? No, but the new utility is worth a shot.

The Baby Face’s Blaster was always somewhat useful: it made the Scout faster with damage dealt, but didn’t let him jump without seriously slowing him down. That’s all been done away with. First, its combat abilities were reset to clone the Scattergun, minus two loaded shots. Then the base speed of the Scout, with 0 boost, was increased to only a 10% penalty — piddly compared to the roughly 30% increase the Scout receives at full boost. Then the reduction was changed to take away only 25% of the bar on a jump, and only on air jumps. So, basically, if a Scout stays above a boost bar about 15% full (which is 15 damage, the break-even point) and deals 25 damage for every double-jump he performs, he only suffers in extended combat and gains a great deal of flexibility in moving between points, the cart, health packs, and enemies.

Most importantly, moving at 173% the speed of Pyros, Engineers, Snipers and Spies is exciting as shit.

As a quick note: the Crit-a-Cola was also changed to give the Scout +25% speed, +minicrits, and +10% damage taken while active. The more unlocks Scout gets, the more he can run and jump, and the stranger the class gets. Not sure how I feel about this one in particular.

The new Liberty Launcher, upgraded from its old 3-shot form, now has four fast rockets and protects the user from 25% of their rocket jumps, but you do 25% less damage. Whether or not I think this weapon is a crutch for people who can’t shoot Scouts (hint: it totally is), it’s really fun on open maps, particularly with the Gunboats, one of my favorite unlocks. This seems redundant but taking about 10 damage from an explosive jump can’t be beat.

The new Cow Mangler, simplified from its old 5-shot form, now only has 4 attributes: ammoless, charge shot, 20% vs. buildings, no crits ever. This simplifies things a lot and also makes it a decent use-everywhere launcher now. The charge shot is still only marginally useful (but still neat), even though it’s not the jumping king it once was.

The Battalion’s Backup now gives the Soldier 220 health. This is really goofy but occasionally useful. The Concheror now gives the Soldier 2 health every second. This is really goofy and often useful, particularly for rocket jump play (pairs reasonably well with the new Liberty Launcher too). These changes were a bit out of the blue but anything for players to equip them again, I suppose.

The Diamondback now grants free crits for backstabs AND building destructions. This is really cool. I unfortunately can’t aim Spy revolvers for shit but this is great when it works. Backstab the Engi, sap all his stuff, and suddenly you’re looking at maybe 5 crits to protect yourself (or play aggressively with). Interesting to be sure — it made me switch off stock revolver for the first time in a very long time.

The Short Circuit is now extremely fucking broken, which I suppose is one way to get your players to equip a difficult-to-use weapon. It now costs 5 per zap, can fire extremely quickly, can destroy all projectiles, and damages players. The damage was never the reason to use the gun but it’s now become a way for an Engineer to run head-on at Soldiers and Demoman without fear: throw down a minisentry, shotgun perhaps, then charge in blindly spamming left click. You have shut down any non-shield Demoman and any non-shotgun Soldier, which is a reasonable percentage of players. If you were looking to use it as it was originally intended, as a nest protector, you’re also in luck: easy as pie, piece of cake. Not exactly the most popular piece of metal but this weapon is out of control… and lots of fun to use while it lasts.

Crusader’s Crossbow now passively reloads, like the flare guns, and is in general a much better put-together weapon, even if I have little use for it. Go crazy.

And this one isn’t new, but can I just say hot damn I really really like the Loose Cannon and if the strange version were cheaper, I’d pick that up in a heartbeat. That thing is a pure fun machine.